NEWS UK

WET, WET, WET!
Britain
America has a little less than "four more years" of Obama ahed of it, while Britian has ten more years of...wet summers! Weather exeperts have identified new patterns in the temperature of the Nord Atlantic and predict soggy holidays and ruined barbeques for the next decade. Ging to Clastonbury music fefwstival next year? Bring your wellies!



FLYING BICYCLE
London

A British duo has invented a new way to avoid traffic jams: the flying bicycle. The Paravelo can travel at 40 kilometres per hour at an altitude of 1200 metres. "It works by combining the traditional folding bicycle with a lightweight trailer carrying a powerful fan", says one of its designers, Yanish Read. And you don't need a licence!